Dear Co-Workers,

Do you know how annoying it is that I have to hide my cereal at work - thus having to remember where it is every morning? Plus I have to draw diagrams in my Nuttelex lite spread so I know it hasn't been 'compromised' with your dirty knife (yep OCD). There is a shop down the road - TRY IT. Come and see me and I may give you a gold coin donation.