Dear All,
The particular model of dishwasher we currently have in the 'kitchen' did not come with the magic fairy option. Therefore it is imperative that we all put our own dishes into the machine rather then just let them gather on top.
As well management neglected to arrange for the second optional magic fairy to empty the dishwasher when the cycle is complete. Therefor if you are in the kitchen and looking for dishes - CHECK THE DISHWASHER AND TAKE TURNS AT UNPACKING IT!
I am currently on strike.
Thank you,
The only girl in the office who is not your fucking maid.
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i see you are missing me
missfee - if you were here we'd both be on strike visiting tigers and taking lunches. Don't even get me started on your replacement!!!
Things like this remind me why i need to enjoy the remainder of my time off work. Hope your fellow work mates took notice of the strike action!
Work place kitchens are simply the worst.
We don't have a dishwasher and have just removed the draining rack and hey presto - everyone has to wash and dry their crap then put it away because there is nowhere to leave it.
Brilliant!! Now we can buy nicer coffee with the money saved on fairies.
Cuuuunnntttttssssss!
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